The other day me and my dad were driving around. Well, we were going down this dirt road when we was a cobweb hanging from a tree with a leaf on the end of it. He swerved so he wouldn’t hit it then stupid me,I bent over so my head wouldn’t hit it. Let me remind you it was outside of the car.
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”